I’m excited to share the series finale for DOGE- Supernatural Division. Of course, it has to be dragons as the center of attention for this round. This installment is especially fun because it plays on a certain social media app that had a very notable incident recently. It will also tie up the series so you get a bit of closure. Hope you enjoy!

DOGE Supernatural Division (episode 8)

High Wizard Elron tapped his phone app, checking for messages in the DOGE Supernatural Division chat group.  It was an excellent way to quickly disseminate information to all his people, and it was encrypted, so only China and Russia might be able to hack it.  But surely they had better things to do with their time.

Nothing new was on there despite the fact his team should have checked in by now.  They’d had a week to accomplish the task he’d given them while he’d been away on other matters, and yet, they had been silent.

HW Elron

I need a status update on Ft. Knox.

Ruby

They’re having difficulties getting inside.

HW Elron

Elaborate.

Ruby

The dragons refuse to let them anywhere near the building.

Axe

They won’t negotiate with us, sir.  Max was trying to work with them, but his persistence may have been too much.  They burned him to a crisp after he attempted to put a sleep spell on them.

One of his people had died, and they failed to mention it in the app?  He would have noticed and responded accordingly regardless of which country he’d been located.

HW Elron

Why wasn’t I informed of his death?

Axe

We tried and couldn’t reach you.

Oh, right.  He’d been quite busy, but he remembered seeing some missed calls and forgot to return them.  Still, messaging him on the app would have been more expedient.

HW Elron

What else have you tried?

Axe

Many things, which resulted in us losing 2 ½ more team members.

HW Elron

What do you mean by 2 ½?

Ruby

A dragon ate one of our team member’s legs, but we were able to retrieve the victim quickly and get him to the hospital.  He’s still there.

HW Elron

If they’re alive, then there is no half.  And why does it sound like you were on site when this happened, Ruby?

Axe

The legs are dead and gone, sir.  Pretty sure the dragon digested them, so we figured that counted as a half.  There was a group vote about it.

Ruby

I needed to get out of the office for a while to avoid the protestors, and it sounded like the group needed help.  Also, I’ve never seen a dragon up close.  They’re impressive, though quite ferocious.  The way the biggest one ate that man’s legs was most vulgar.  Like they were potato chips.  It was so busy chewing that we were able to run in there and grab the victim, so I suppose that worked out.

The High Wizard pinched the bridge of his nose.  This was what happened when he left the country and didn’t keep close track of his people while gone.  Everything went sideways.

HW Elron

What are you doing now?

Axe

We cut off their food supply.

HW Elron

Is it weakening them?

Axe

Well, not at first because we didn’t consider they’d eat anyone nearby, but not to worry, after the fifth victim, we put up a barrier spell.  They’re reaching 24 hours without food now.

HW Elron

How strong is the barrier spell?  Is there any chance they can break it?

Axe

It’s as strong as we could manage, with three of us left infusing our magic into it.  As for breaking the barrier, if they don’t use their teeth, we should be fine.

HW Elron

Teeth?

Axe

According to the spellbook we brought with us, dragon teeth can break these types of spells if they gnaw on them enough.

Ruby

I told them it would be fine.  The dragons would never think to chew on a barrier spell.

HW Elron

True.  Dragons are too stupid to come up with something like that.  Hopefully, soon, we will finally get in there to do the audit.  It’s ridiculous that no one has inspected that gold in over fifty years.

***

Drake stood outside Ft. Knox, working on a plan to save his fellow dragons trapped and starving behind a barrier spell.  One thing the fools from DOGE Supernatural didn’t know was that his kind could shift into human bodies.  That was a closely guarded secret, and it was how the government had never figured out where they went when they weren’t on duty.  Even more ironic, they thought he was just a liaison with the ability to telepathically speak to dragons.  They had no idea he was their leader.

He checked his phone, reading the messages as they appeared in the app.  Humans were so foolish.  Someone had inadvertently included him in the DOGE Supernatural group chat.  He chuckled to himself as they gave away how to break the barrier.  If they thought they were getting in there in the next few decades, they were going to be sadly mistaken.  No one messed with dragons and got away with it.

***

One hour later…

Axe

We have a problem, High Wizard.  The two dragons have started chewing on the barrier.  They’ll be through it in a few minutes.

HW Elron

What?  Why would they even think of it?

Axe

Any chance they can read minds?

HW Elron

I’ve never seen anything documented on that, but dragons are secretive and not prone to discussing themselves.  Not that I understand one roar from another.  They all sound angry to me.

Ruby

It’s odd that they started doing it so soon after we discussed the topic.

Drake

Perhaps you imbeciles should take better care of who you add to your group chats.

Elron stiffened, realizing they’d somehow included the dragon interpreter.  Of course, he would be sympathetic to the beasts for whom he interpreted.

Genesis

I agree with you, Drake.  In fact, we can open a portal and send food to the dragons if you’d like.

That was the witch who threatened him in Texas!  How was she in the group chat?

Drake

That would be wonderful, thank you!

J’darbixelle

I have just formed a separate chat group and sent you two invites, along with the gargoyles, vampires, and other interested parties.  Obviously, something needs to be done about this division, and I’d love to work with you on a plan.

The alien from Area 51 was in there, too?  High Wizard Elron was going to be firing some people very soon…if they survived this catastrophe.

Drake

I just joined.  Thank you!

Genesis

Same.  I can’t wait to strategize.

Elron rubbed his face and cursed.  Then he stared down at the app group details and realized he’d clicked on the wrong one when he contacted his people.  No wonder there’d been no activity in this group before.  This was bad, very bad.

Genesis

See you soon, High Wizard. Don’t forget to wear your cape.

THE END