I’m excited to share the series finale for DOGE- Supernatural Division. Of course, it has to be dragons as the center of attention for this round. This installment is especially fun because it plays on a certain social media app that had a very notable incident recently. It will also tie up the series so you get a bit of closure. Hope you enjoy!

DOGE Supernatural Division (episode 8)

High Wizard Elron tapped his phone app, checking for messages in the DOGE Supernatural Division chat group.  It was an excellent way to quickly disseminate information to all his people, and it was encrypted, so only China and Russia might be able to hack it.  But surely they had better things to do with their time.

Nothing new was on there despite the fact his team should have checked in by now.  They’d had a week to accomplish the task he’d given them while he’d been away on other matters, and yet, they had been silent.

HW Elron

I need a status update on Ft. Knox.

Ruby

They’re having difficulties getting inside.

HW Elron

Elaborate.

Ruby

The dragons refuse to let them anywhere near the building.

Axe

They won’t negotiate with us, sir.  Max was trying to work with them, but his persistence may have been too much.  They burned him to a crisp after he attempted to put a sleep spell on them.

One of his people had died, and they failed to mention it in the app?  He would have noticed and responded accordingly regardless of which country he’d been located.

HW Elron

Why wasn’t I informed of his death?

Axe

We tried and couldn’t reach you.

Oh, right.  He’d been quite busy, but he remembered seeing some missed calls and forgot to return them.  Still, messaging him on the app would have been more expedient.

HW Elron

What else have you tried?

Axe

Many things, which resulted in us losing 2 ½ more team members.

HW Elron

What do you mean by 2 ½?

Ruby

A dragon ate one of our team member’s legs, but we were able to retrieve the victim quickly and get him to the hospital.  He’s still there.

HW Elron

If they’re alive, then there is no half.  And why does it sound like you were on site when this happened, Ruby?

Axe

The legs are dead and gone, sir.  Pretty sure the dragon digested them, so we figured that counted as a half.  There was a group vote about it.

Ruby

I needed to get out of the office for a while to avoid the protestors, and it sounded like the group needed help.  Also, I’ve never seen a dragon up close.  They’re impressive, though quite ferocious.  The way the biggest one ate that man’s legs was most vulgar.  Like they were potato chips.  It was so busy chewing that we were able to run in there and grab the victim, so I suppose that worked out.

The High Wizard pinched the bridge of his nose.  This was what happened when he left the country and didn’t keep close track of his people while gone.  Everything went sideways.

HW Elron

What are you doing now?

Axe

We cut off their food supply.

HW Elron

Is it weakening them?

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